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Signs to look out for when you suspect you have contracted the PCM (Perpetual Chaw Mode):



1) if you are a student, you feel like theres no more school. FOREVER.
If you are in the workforce, you feel like handing in yr resignation letter in order to continue the CM.

2) you cant keep your mind off Gary/GFC/the events that happened when u chawed.  

3) (related to 2) you constantly daydream about how Gary looked on stage, mesmerising while singing, and how he looked at u in the eye for half a second. (your heart begins to beat fast at this moment)

4) you want to follow brother chaw to the next location for promotion eg HK after SG (if you cant, u imagine you are there)

5) you cant stop listening to brother chaw's songs. and when you do, you feel sad/down/depressed. (when you hit the depressed level, please seek a physician immediately)

6) your heart seems to be reaching for brother chaw who is somewhere in this world.

7) you tend to see things in a certain perspective. Eg you think you see someone wearing the GFC teeshirt when all you see is a white tshirt with black prints.

8) you cant help reading my post! (and u nod yr head vehemently when you realise that YOU HAV AT LEAST 2 SYMPTOMS RIGHT! *gasp)


9) IF you have gotten our brother chaw's signature, you tend to stare at it lovingly (sometimes u try to figure how he signed it and try to trace it on yr textbook)
its on the company's precious documents for our working fellows.

10) You begin to feel that our brother chaw is really SLOW! slow in releasing albums; because you've listened to all 20 songs in his 2 albums AND ITS JUST NOT ENOUGH! when all you do is listen to only brother chaw's songs 24/7, 20 songs sounds ...

11) after each day passes by, you tell yourself mentally, "its been 3 days since i last saw him at J8/IMM/KUNION", "its been 4 days.." so on and so forth.

12) and on the day our brother chaw leaves for other places, eg left singapore for hk at 8am, you wake up at 11am and you realise, brother chaw has left on the plane 3 hrs ago. sadly, you sulk around the room and turn on yr desktop/laptop to hang around in forum/surf gary webbies.

13) and on the day our brother chaw arrives in your country (EG MSIA forumers!!! ARGH), your entire day seems to be filled with bubbles, flowers and soft Gary music in the background. You seem to be able to float/walking in the air as you look forward to the events with brother chaw the following day.

14) YOU BEGIN to have NO SOCIAL LIFE at all. all the socialising you do is on the GFC forum. (in better cases, patients diagnosed with PCM have a SLIGHTLY better social life by MSN with fellow gary fans)

15) despite all these, you realise that life does have a meaning. because you share the same sky, same sun, same earth and same air with brother chaw.

16) This applies mostly to female fans --> at night, you look out the window and see many stars. you either a)imagine brother chaw is beside you serenading you with moon river OR b)look at the stars and wonder if brother chaw is looking at them from another side of the country/world. AND YOU GIVE A HUGE SIGH. sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

17) HOW YOU BEGIN TO WISH (or even pray) u can switch souls with ling ling and xiao ling!


18) you start to post lengthy posts on the PCM.




All people diagnosed with the PCM: these symptoms vary across people. and remember as to now, NO TREATMENT HAS BEEN FOUND! ARGH!


Written by the very famous "irritating" author who calls herself 美女Ting...  


Oh gosh! I have contracted the "virus" and there is no cure!!!  OMG!!!!! Can anybody save me??
but i think i have the medicine..and it is time!! hahaha....As time goes by ,and you don't see him...maybe you gonna forget?
haha...but i am not gonna have this medicine and "KILL" myself... wahahahaha...


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